🚨 INVESTOR PANIC DETECTED: WHERE IS THE DECK?! 🚨
Investor Deck Coming Soon...
📣 “THEY’RE ASKING FOR THE TAM SLIDE, SIR!”
📉 I need a burn rate!
📊 Where are the projections?!
📈 I NEED TO SEE THE MARKET SIZE!
📢 THE INVESTORS ARE WAITING!
💼 WHEN’S THE NEXT ROUND?!
🧍♂️ pacing... pacing... sweating... pacing...
